Saturday, December 11, 2010

oh dear


This year for the holidays I'm giving my mom better legs. I'm giving my brother a tighter core. My cousin, better posture. My sister, a cuter butt. Now--my man? This year he's getting a sexier me.
Unhhuh. I kinda want a pair of these shoes, even with the tell-tale roundheel (!), but this ad clanks so hard. Mean.

2 comments:

  1. This year I'm sneakily issuing insults to all of my family members and making inappropriate commentary on their bodies.

    This is why i DVR everything.. so I can fast forward through the commercials >.<

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