Saturday, December 11, 2010

oh dear

This year for the holidays I'm giving my mom better legs. I'm giving my brother a tighter core. My cousin, better posture. My sister, a cuter butt. Now--my man? This year he's getting a sexier me.
Unhhuh. I kinda want a pair of these shoes, even with the tell-tale roundheel (!), but this ad clanks so hard. Mean.


  1. This year I'm sneakily issuing insults to all of my family members and making inappropriate commentary on their bodies.

    This is why i DVR everything.. so I can fast forward through the commercials >.<